Ahh, the new year... The time when everyone makes silly unrealistic goals that they know they'll screw up by Febuary. You won't find me doing such things, no sir. Instead I'm going to set a more realistic goal. That goal is to see The Two Towers (Yes, it's TWO, not TWIN) again. This way, when everyone is moaning about how they didn't do their resolution, I can laugh and enjoy my supremacy.

Speaking of The Two Towers (I am the segue king!), I've enjoyed it 3 times since it came out, and it of course rules. If you're reading this right now you owe it to yourself to go and see it as soon as you can. I don't care if you've seen it already, go anyway. It would be stupid not to. Unless you haven't seen the first one yet, in which case you absolutely should NOT see Two Towers yet. I forbid it.

Actually, I do have a resolution other than seeing the movie, but it's not because it's a new year, it's more of a good thing to do in general. If you've ever talked to me, you probably know that I'm not a big fan of multiple standards. Meaning that I whine about it all the time. Anyway, I complain about it all the time, and I'm sure I'm guilty of it just as much as the next guy (whoever that is). So what I'm getting at here is, there's no reason I should treat someone differently because of how they treat me, is there? Didn't think so. So if you catch me doing so, slap me around or something. Seriously. I won't hesitate to do the same to you. Well, maybe I won't slap you, but a stern talking to isn't out of the question.

Oh, by the way, I made a "hall" on Christmas. I'll give you the low-down another time. Maybe. I will be back with my choice for compact disc of the year in a few weeks though.