At around 5 A.M., Scott woke me up. Scared the crap out of me, too. He was wearing a protective suit. He handed me another one and told me to put it on. Said there'd been an accident in the basement lab. I just knew something like this would happen. Those guys in research never sleep, even on holiday.

One of the higher-ups assigned me to take care of a new creature. It looks like a skinned gorilla. Feeding instructions were to give it live animals. When I threw in a pig the creature seemed to play with it...tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before it actually started eating.

Played poker with Scott and Alias from Security and Steve from Research. Steve was the big winner, but I think he was cheating. Scumbag.

Well, I'm off to bring home the bacon. Mmm... bacon...