Looks like celebrations are in order!

Happy birthday buddy! To commemorate this occasion we'll be having a Rock Service at the church (924 N. 11th St.) at 7:00 pm on Saturday the 28th! Trust me, the two are completely related. There are no plugs here at all. Happy birthday Derek!

My secret's out.

It's true. I'm really a 90-year-old man trapped in a 19-year-old body.

In case you've missed my whining.

I can't do anything that doesn't hurt.