Secret Shopping.

Today, I have questions.

Remember back in the day, when commercials for different pain/suffering relievers came on the TV? Pain was always shown in the form of lightning bolts, the color red, or even red lightning bolts. This is no longer so, my friend. Now all we have to indicate pain and discomfort is poorly rendered CGI monsters. I'm not scared of stupid looking monsters, so seeing a monster jump in someone's nose will not make me buy anything. The prospect of lightning hitting my head however, is terrifying, and I will buy any product that insures that will not happen, or make it better in the event that it does happen.

Also, why is The Juliana Theory selling purses?

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Remeber, today is the day of deception. Be careful.

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